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ATTENTION ALL MEDICAL STUDENTS!

Due to the decimation of the statewide medical workforce by the novel 2023 med-fluenzer virus, all medical students regardless of year level will be eligible to apply for internship.

The Puzzling Medical Council of MDSC (PMCM) urges all medical students to enter into the 2024 Intern Match and complete the application process, which includes a series of challenging puzzles designed to test your wits and lateral thinking skills.

The application portal will open on the 24th June 2024 at 10am sharp.

The healthcare system thanks you for sacrifice. Remember to take your mandated chill pill, which is a requirement of employment.

Signed,

Puzzling Medical Council of MDSC